Tuesday, October 30, 2012

GIMME FREE STUFFS (Or: Brother, My Cup Is Empty)

In the not-so-distant past, I talked a bit about my Alternate Life (or: the life that is not being THEE DIM LOCATOR, which totally pays the bills). It can be a drag a lot of the time. But sometimes, if the stars are aligned just right and everything else is going crappy in my day and I curse the usually-not-aligned stars as if they can go back to some cosmic muck and fuck themselves, I’ll get an email out of the blue – that very same cosmic muck, maybe, if I squint my eyes and imagine it in a slightly more positive light, hence The Blue – that well and truly brings a smile to my face. A ray of sunshine. Unicorns. Once-hungry villagers being fed. All that shit.

The topic: FREE STUFFS.

Nearly everyone likes free stuff (or “stuffs,” if you’re South American or from the shittier parts of Europe). But coming from the developed, Western(ized) world, you generally don’t ask for Free Stuffs…or do you? Maybe I’ve been among the civilized city folk for far too long; maybe my primal instincts have been dulled by clothing and running water and fortified buildings and my village owning more than two donkeys. Either way, I never got that memo. Neither did any of the people whose emails – really, real emails verbatim – are the subject of this post.

I could post denigrating photos of what I think these people look like, but that’d be in pretty poor taste. Besides, here at THEE DIM LOCATOR, it’s content that matters most – not pretty (poor) pictures.

Ahem. Let’s begin. This one’s pretty self-explanatory, but dude’s address withheld:

Dear Sirs,
Greeting from China!
My name is WangBing, and I am a rock fan. Or, to be more precisely, I've been crazy about your songs since I was a teenager. You are the very band who first “rocks" my life. And with your music as my start point, I got to know more and more about the rock world of the West. From then on , I began to collect rock CDs. I've collected thousands of albums of various Rock bands. I regard them as my most treasonable possessions in my life. I've got several albums of yours, they are terrific! Personally, I like BESEECH, they are excellent works! And I always believe that you are the best! I made my homepage with "Rock" as the theme. I have many friends here in China who are also believe in Rocks, and I hope more and more people in China would join us! Rock is everything, everywhere! I beg you to do me a favor: would you please offer me with some of your posts, CDs, or T-shirts, etc. And most of all, your treasureable signatures!

And more Asian persuasion:

im john from philipines 20 years of age, i always wanted to to take a grab about HEAVY METAL MUSIC you know im your magazines and internet subscriber since i grow in the world of music,and i really admired the mag. i love it so much, i played in the band, and i like the articles, the pics in the mag adn all of the stuff out there, that is why im here in your front, and asking for a free stuff like stickers or some free promotional cds, i know you can hook me up, and given me a chance to have, i love the stuff so mcuh, and i cant live with out...im very very proud if you given me a chance to have, i love free so much, i hope you can hook me up..free cds,stickers or posters or > anything that comes heavy metal songs...i hope you you can send anything...

i thank and pray for you response and immediate action..thanks and god bless..i send my send my address later..

This one’s pretty generic if you’re dealing with mongoloid scum from South America, and I know my band friends will back me up on this:

THIS IS MY INTERVIEW , PLEASE ANSWER AND GIVE ME OK , EHH DONT FORGET YOUR TOMBS OF FLYERS, BIOS, LOGO, NEWS PHOTOS ORIGINAL TO PRINT IN MY BOOKLET OF THE CD AND IN THE ISSUE, AND 2 CDS ORIGINAL TO PUT  YOUR STUFF IN MY CD COMP AND IN MY ISSUE, DONT FORGET POSTERS, STICKERS, PINS, BUTTONS OR PARCHES POSTER TO PROMOTIONAL.

1 TSHIRT TO TRADE WITH MY OCCULTISM TSHIRT ...........OK SATAN 666!!!!!

Oh, and the subject line for that email was “ARE YOU COOPERATE ?” At least it was a bit more specific than this one, which was addressed to no one in particular, as are most of these (and address again withheld):

Is it possible to send me a guitar pick and signed autographed cards . I will be very happy.

Many thanks

Then again, I just have to post this dude’s full address, because it seems like spam, but this one email account never gets spam, and it was addressed directly to me:

Please, Send Me 500$.

Thank You.

Sergey Nikolaevich Demin. (Name)

Himikov 14 - 141   (Street)
Kingisepp          (Town)
Leningradskaya     (Region)
188480             (Index)
Russian Federation (Country)

Okay, that’s reaching a bit. But this one just baffles the mind, and is printed in its entirety:

Hello
There is this gentlemen I have been in contact with who is claimed to have openings or contacts with your label. He had told me you liked my bands music and you wanted to hear more. The situation I find myself in is our material is still in production. We are nearly done mixing, about 80% done and then we will be ready to go. I was going to hold off contacting your label, as we have been given offers but you were our top choice. Anyways in an effort to make this happen per this gentlemen instructions we are rushing our producer to get the album done. It turns out, no one knows who this guy is and I cant seem to find information about him on line. I was just wondering if you actually know him, or has he in fact contacted you.

Bill Rogers is his name. I just want to make sure I am not being scammed and what he says is true. If so, I apreciate you liking my band and we will get to you more music asap.

They get crafty, don’t they? (read: first correspondence EVER with anyone at the label, and completely unsolicited) Then again, sometimes you’ll get contacted by that bar-band hopeful who doesn’t seem to get the net that he’s contacting an international company who can have their pick of just about any metal band around the world. Look and learn, by mistake:

Greetings,

My name is Frank ALcaraz. I'm sure you are inundated with demos to listen to so I appreciate your time. I am looking for a your assistance Today. My main goal in life is to be able to play Rock n roll somewhere as many nights as I can per week. I'm not greedy or crave mass attention. I just love playing. My problem is I am having a hell of a time keeping a band together long enough to make anything work. If you like what you hear I am hoping that I could simply tell prospects I am working with a label, so I can attract quality musicians. Then I can get gigs and etc.  Please look at www.myspace.com/axbit for some rough cuts. I look forward to your thoughts.

At least I’m getting the dude some PR here. Oh, and I guess I forgot to predicate that FREE STUFFS can include Free Musicians and especially Free Record Contracts. Still, you might wanna do your homework when contacting a metal label:

Hello,

How are you doing? i am Ayo a Nigerian and a musician that will like my music promoted by your company, i have Demo and i got your link through the search engine, i do sing Country music, R&B. i will like if you can be of help i am available any time you wish to have me, hope to hear from you soon thanks.

A Nigerian country scene?! The mind is blown: CULT. But again, seriously, people need to do their homework when contacting a METAL label, as I certainly don’t find much of this work (or especially music) relaxing:

Hi!
My name Nick!
I am very interested in your group.
I recently heard about your band, listened to several songs, very much, soulful music that you can relax.
You are the best. I just trudge on you.
Please send me more group information, a nominal autograph, logo and souvenirs pack.

But desperation drives even the best of us, including one “Michelle Deathcore”:

Hey I am a Gutural singer! i am female i make growlings since i have 13 years old! y need to know! What can i make??
Please i need an answer or something that could help me :S

But throughout all this, I’m thankful that I get to broaden my horizons and really learn a lot about folks from foreign countries, including that there’s now a “third” gender:

Greetings!

First of all, I'm not an native English speaker, so I'm sorry for all the mistakes on this short message.

My name is Esteban, I'm from Costa Rica, and I'm looking to become a Metal Singer, I've been taking Lyric Singing and Violin Classes for a couple of years, and I like composing my own songs and write my own lyrics (I do not have a band yet, mostly because in my country this gender is not really known, but I do everything by my own in my computer at home, I have good ideas), I'm thinking about a Solo Carrier, or maybe create a Band, whatever happens first. I was wondering if you'll be interested in hearing some of them, I'll be glad to know if you're interested or not!

Thanks!

And villagers! Tough ones, too! From an emissary of Down For Life (Indonesia):

Just want to help them spread their good music, far far away from Solo, Indonesia, there's one band that play metal heavily, comes from Solo, small city, yes, they're the villagers. Named 'Down For Life' established from '2000', A five pieces monstrous metal militia. Thunderous thrash troopers. Tough guys villagers. Six strings sabbath-esque shredder. Tougher than leather, Louder than Lucifer, Harder than Life. Down For Life, Heavy as fuck.

Okay. Whoa. I’m getting exhausted just reading this all back. Make sense of it, or make party. Gimme free party. Gimme that memo. Gimme now.

Wednesday, October 24, 2012

WHAT'S IN A NAME?

In my line of work – again, the actual “real” sorta-career that makes me Actual, Real Money, and is still henceforth known as That Which Must Not Be Named – I’m privy to a lotta peoples’ hopes, dreams, and ambitions, only to see them dashed. Some of the time Most of the time, it’s for good reason: most otherwise-unreleased music seeking a label should stay unreleased. Now and again, however, I find that proverbial Diamond In The Rough and start lobbying to get that record-in-question released by the appropriate label. And then it’s my own hopes/dreams/ambitions/some-abstraction-thereof dashed…“karma’s a bitch” and all that.

One Record-In-Question that I became quite smitten with and thus lobbied extra-hard for was Dizziness’ now-forthcoming debut album, Offermort Heritage. Yes, that moniker. But before we address that, a bit more backstory.

This was, in fact, the second time Dizziness had contacted me to solicit a record for release. That first time was a split with fellow Greek band Lykauges, which, at the time, was gonna come out on cassette, and both bands were seeking a CD release through a certain label. Seeing that that label didn’t release splits by bands who weren’t already signed to the label, naturally, we passed. But considering my hardly-secret fetish for Greek black metal, just as naturally, I was actually curious to hear what was on offer. (Which, if it wasn’t obvious enough, means that the majority of What Is On Offer is so hopeless from the start that I don’t even bother to listen. There’s only so much time in the day, y’know.)

So, I listened – and I heard that it was good. Well, half-good, because there was another band involved (do the math). Anyway, I felt it warranted some ink, so in issue 047 of Zero Tolerance, I reviewed the tape version. Here’s what went down, to spare myself a bit of redundancy:


Funny, in retrospect, that I compared Dizziness to Kawir, as the former covers the latter’s “Nyx” classic on Offermort Heritage, which, as of this writing, is slated for release sometime in 2013 on Apocalyptic Art Records. But we’re getting ahead of ourselves…or myself. Whichever.

DIZZINESS. What a fucking WEIRD moniker for a black metal band. Really, think about that one for a moment. Think some more.
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…or is it really all that weird? (What is “weird,” anyway?)

Greek black metal, by its very nature, has always been a very windblown style of black metal. Whether it’s the first generation (Varathron, Rotting Christ, Necromantia, Septic Flesh, Nightfall, Zemial et al) who pulsed with a sulfurous, sandstormed duskiness or that more Nordic second generation (Legion of Doom, Nergal, Order of the Ebon Hand, Stutthof, Nocternity, the first Astarte album et al) who surged through icicle-choked castles – and, over the course of their long, luxurious career, Kawir have done both – wind, that ever-underestimated element, has always played a prominent textural role in the blackest Hellenic arts. It’s a vertigo like no other, one paradoxically of sumptuousness and splendor.

Now, have you ever rushed headlong into the wind? How ‘bout whilst cycling your psyche through the pulse of Hellenic black metal? It’s a very real and tangible euphoria, a certain psychedelic exhaustion that has little to do with “evil” constructs or passive “ritualism.” Rather, it’s a ritualism of the earth, sea, and sky, an elemental force that you try to grasp but allow to grasp you. At least that’s what I feel when I’m walking through the forest, getting outta my mind using my mind, stone-cold sober, being One and also Nothing with the music.

Or: that’s dizziness, and that’s Dizziness.

To that, there’s an opening instrumental entitled “Uplifting Touch,” and that is something I could get used to within black metal (but will save for some other post). There’s plenty of other evocative song titles here – “For Glory and Pride,” “Unveiling the Truth of the Universe,” “Mortuus Spes,” “The Age of Darkness”…and, um, the title track – all of which help this head head headlong into the wind (and my mind outta my mind, mind), and “Triumph of a Superior Idea” says a lot with very little and, at least titularly, possesses just enough Vague Sketchiness to get me excited in a vague way.

More specifically, Offermort Heritage possesses more personality than the first-mentioned split, or at least is a stronger, more concerted assertion of that original personality. For one thing, they’re allowing more space and spaciousness – or air? no, WIND – into that First-Gen-unto-Second-Gen Hellenic pulse, that duality of stoutness vs. litheness that similarly earmarks so much mid ‘80s synth-funk (I know: some other post), which, in this twisted, mostly-sober mind of mine, is equally underlined with a black- or maybe purple-velvet-draped mysticism. Or maybe just blackness. (I’m white, by the way.)

For another, like the best Greek black metal, the album possesses a strong heavy metal backbone without being overly obvious about it (another redundant construction there, I know) nor without it devolving into some stupid party music for Metalloid Scum. (Trust me, I know how to party, and have partied plenty in the past, and still do – hard – from time to time. There’s nothing wrong with partying to heavy metal, either, but make sure it’s FUCKING HEAVY METAL. Y’know, something with hooks or melodies or a vocal you can sorta sing along with. Whether that’s Priest or Pretty Maids, Ratt or Razor, Hellion or Heavy Pettin’, whatever – but seriously, no mongoloid When Comes The Vinyl Version? crap. Do that and I’ll blast my boogie 12”s that much louder and prance that much faggier and, er, ingest substances that will encourage an earnest exaggeration of same. And I’m NOT talking about Sausage Parties, either: that’s pretty much implied when Your Goal Is To Cult.)

I’m rather disappointed that this isn’t coming out on a bigger label – I tried my best, and I tried some more – as it’s likely gonna drown in a sea of obscurity. (Is that an element?) Then again, the last thing I wanna do at this point in my life is run a fuckin’ record label. But you’ve made it this far, so why not check ‘em out here and here? Hopefully, ya’ll will feel their “Uplifting Touch” soon, too.

Tuesday, October 23, 2012

DIRTY HOUSECLEANING #3

A storm is brewing…trust me. One last bit of Housecleaning and then we can party down/down/down. Like the last couple such posts here and here, this encapsulates an assload of reviews I wrote for Zero Tolerance the past couple years that were never published. Better late than never, right/write?

The difference this time, however, is that I’m doing a roundup of roundups: pretty clever, eh? Not really. Rather, an exercise in brevity, for these ever-hectic times, compounded 666 times. Because that’s a “human number,” after all.

Oh, and things/posts will be less Record Review-y in the future…maybe? Or hopefully. Or whatever. Postmodern ennui, baby.

Open wide for the bite-size…

Abyss Records roundup
MAAX – SIX PACK WITCHCRAFT: Motorcharge tank-rolling through tar (or maybe that’s Anti-Cimex stuck in molasses?) with an incongruously world-eating production quality. Actually, scratch “incongruously” and put “favorably,” as the unholy triumvirate of sex/drugs/rock ‘n’ roll should be apocalyptic…right? Right?! Efficiently destroys in 14 minutes: ace (of spades)! [4/6]

CHAOSSWORN – CHALICE OF BLACK FLAMES: Another EP, this one 15 minutes, and one that ranges a good decade-and-a-half’s worth of various Swedeath developments. I mean, they are Swedish, after all, and they did get Dan Swano to mix, but the relative variety’s spelling out “indecision” or least “lack of focus” to these ears. [2/6]

WAN – WOLVES OF THE NORTH: Fairly standard Celtic Frosty chug ‘n’ gallop crossed with late ‘90s Graveland…you don’t hear that much, eh? A humble/grandiose-enough template depending on your proclivities, and for better or worse, most songs are two-and-half-minutes long, somewhere between elevated-consciousness minimalism and special-needs sketch. Jury’s still out on that one. [3/6]

NOCTIS IMPERIUM – NIHIL: And yet again, almost another EP, as this one nearly tops out at a half-hour but is abetted by two live bonus tracks. Can’t say the length matters all that much because you otherwise get rote, by-the-numbers speedy blackened death whereby the best thing here’s a Morbid Angel cover…twice. [1.5/6]


Halvfabrikat roundup
PERSONKRETS 3:1 – BLODIGT KRIG 2003-2007: Personkrets 3:1 is dead – long live Personkrets 3:1. Pretty much their entire discography contained within, poignantly portraying the sonic development of Swedish HC during the Noughties, from post-Tragedy neo-crust to metallic Motorcharge. Always crushing. [4/6]

AKTIV DÖDSHJÄLP – MEN ALLTING HAR ETT SLUT: Whereby Aktiv Dödshjälp Go Metal. They were pretty metallic before as far as modern D-beating crust goes, but here they factor in straight-up metal elements like blackgrind and even (more so) mournful melodic DM not all that far removed from the ‘90s Gothenburg scene, not to mention some thematic synth running through the whole thing. And they do this all pretty seamlessly: ace! [4.5/6]

MISANTROPIC – INSOMNIA: Holy shit! Next to the more-patiently-destructive After the Bombs, this is the closest I’ve heard anyone lately sound like Sacrilege’s first record. A bit more Motorcharge here, too, but crushing and widescreen. [4.5/6]

PROTESTERA – 01.05.1886: Considerably better or at least much more powerful than their previous album – totally galloping neo-crust, and recorded well, to boot. Still, the we-go-to-great-lengths socialist posturing/pandering in the massive booklet gets on these tits: I DO NOT BELIEVE IT, COMRADE! [2.5/6]


Helvete.ru roundup
BLOOD DEVOTION – DEFILE OF INNOCENCE: Strongly reminding of the occasionally interesting Alghazanth, Russian mob Blood Devotion have a black metal sound that’s too polished for the underground and too raw for BM’s loosely affiliated aboveground. Given the option, I think I’d rather try to figure out whether I dig Alghazanth. [2.5/6]

VARIOUS ARTISTS -- HELVETIN MUSTA PETO: Perhaps THE ultimate Finnish UGBM compilation thus far assembled. All exclusive tracks, and the names should make you salivate enough: Ride for Revenge, Azaghal, Saturnian Mist, Barathrum, Musta Kappeli, and Anal Blasphemy among others. Also worth it for the haunting RFR epic alone. [5/6]

VERGE – TO REST THE LAST TIME IN OUR FILTH: Unsung Finn-filthbangers who are getting increasingly mystical and (more so) adventurous. This EP’s from 2008 and was their turning point toward those more mystical ends. An emotional rollercoaster which holds up well today. [4/6]

GRAMARY – SUFFOCATION: Never heard these Finns before, but they remind of Solistitium’s heyday: old-school Norse BM, fairly mystical, vaguely medieval in a swords-drawn-then-clanging-in-the-night-sky way. Does the trick wonderfully if you utilize those parameters. [3.5/6]

VIDHARR – ECLIPSE: These Italians go a similar route, but faster and grimmer and also less satisfyingly. Pretty well-written and -played, but could be a thousand other BM records currently making the rounds. [2.5/6]

FOURTH MONARCHY – AMPHILOCHIA: This is more like it: Italian BM that’s surging and mystical and more or less sounds like it’s coming straight from the middle of a blizzard. Again, can’t help but think of the Solistitium reference –  maybe 1998’s alive after all? [4/6]

DIAMATREGON – THE SATANIC DEVOTION: Fuck yeah, this is what I like to see. Way-overlooked (not to mention long-OOP) debut LP from these French nasties, wobbling between their off-the-rails filth and fractured downer-rock. Not quite masters at this point, but they were on their way: wild, at the very least. [3.5/6]

PATRIA – SOVEREIGN MISANTHROPY + GLORIA NOX AETERNA: Weird…for being Brazilian, Patria sure sound Finnish. That’s not a bad thing, mind: rubbed raw yet clearly played, reminding of transitional Horna (i.e., Nazgul passing the mic to Corvus) and/or millennial Azaghal, either way pure BM with strong songwriting. First-named record’s the real ass-kicker. [4/6 + 3.5/6]


Sun & Moon Records roundup
BEYOND LIGHT – ECLIPSED SUN PATH: Sad that this sounds like so much one-manned BMyspace pitter-patter, because there’s actually a few compelling melodic/textural ideas to be found amongst the heard-it-all-before hiss. Get this dude some better equipment and we could be in business. [2/6]

A WINTER LOST – WELTENENDE: …And a summer gained? Harhar… Now this is how down-tempo BM should be done: Burzumic flow, textured like a blizzard, but blessed with tasteful touches like acoustic guitar and ethereal female vox. Not groundbreaking by any means, but very solid for the form. [4/6]

ANNIVERSARY CIRCLE – SATURATED FEATHERS: Holy shit – this has got my name all over it. NADA!-era Death in June, mid-‘90s Mephisto Walz (which sounds like the mid ‘80s, anyway), early Sol Invictus, early Lycia…oooh, I’m love again. Granted, these are all pretty obvious darkwave and neofolk moves seen a mile away, but GODDAMN if Anniversary Circle don’t have the fucking songs to back up their (gorgeously cavernous) obviousness. You know already if you want this. [5/6]

SICULICIDIUM - UTOLSÓ VÁGTA AZ UNIVERZUMBAN: Say what? Oh, that’s Romanian. Anyway, Siculicidium play a pagan metal that reminds these ears of early Noughties Graveland but with a bouncier, even “playful” flair. You know already if you want this. [3/6]


Ajna Offensive/Unseen Forces roundup
DEATHCHARGE – LOVE WAS BORN TO AN EARLY DEATH LP: What began as meta-commentary on D-beat has, over the course of a teasingly sparse discography, blossomed into a deathrock powerhouse equal parts austere and assured. Compared to the scrappier The Hangman 7” six years previous, Deathcharge’s debut LP is a confident(ly throbbing) work, interstellarly recalling The Flesheaters fused with Ignorance-era Discharge or TSOL’s Revenge played by Killing Joke revisionists Charge. In other words, fucking GREAT. [4.5/6]

THE LAW – NONE ESCAPE LP: Indeed, none do (get it?). Funny thing is, the band’s moniker is actually an acronym for “Love And Wisdom” – not all that surprising considering all three members hailed from the Source Family cult. Anyway, not much to get worked up over on this archival release: turn-of-‘80s American metal like late ‘70s KISS and very early Virgin Steele, not without its lunkheaded charm, but mostly tepid and unexciting. Sweet look, though. [2/6]

ASTAROTH – SATANSPIRITUS 7”: Another archival release here, judging by its (authentically) early ‘70s hard rock sound, not unlike Cream getting their occult on. A-side’s an aquatic elegy to the titular Astaroth while the B-side vamps on how “Satan is coming to take us away.” Altogether kinda cool, but unfortunately a tad short: each track tops out at three minutes, when the (presumably) evil portent could’ve been more effective at double that. [3/6]

REVERORUM IB MALACHT – URKAOS LP: From former Dödfödd mainman Atum comes this beguiling entity, its debut full-length spread across two LPs (and a bonus CD of the same material). Huge booklet of script, too, which goes some ways in explaining the expansive black (metallish) sounds here, ranging Leviathan-esque vortexes to VON-esque retardo-drone to clanging dark ambient and plenty in between, all of it buried in a mile of murk. Pretty fascinating stuff – especially considering Atum’s conversion to Christianity, inexplicable as that may be – but also pretty exhausting. [3.5/6]

DOLORVOTRE – S/T CD: Arguably the most underrated of the justifiably hot Black Twilight Circle, Dolorvotre embody many of the key characteristics of that micro-scene – spiraling surge, subtly virtuostic playing, a sort of flailing mysticism – but instead, the duo douse their frequently skronking riff-attack with a slashing melancholy that really gnaws into your psyche. As some lyrics to the rather explanatory “Worship Black Twlight” corroborate, “Secrecy, ritual / THC, alcohol.” Crucial album here, folks. [5/6]

SATURNALIA TEMPLE – AION OF DRAKEN CD: Two words: Electric Wizard. And two more: occult doom. You should already whether you’re onboard. That’s not to say that Aion Of Draken is total Supercoven retread, rather that it alternately adds a bit of swagger in the music and some monasticism in the vox. Firm but familiar territory, no more and no less. [3/6]


Adverse Order Music roundup
ILL OMEN – DIVINITY THROUGH UN-CREATION: A crystal geyser of grim splendor and sumptuous(ly hazy) dissonance. Tension soon becomes soothing, and within its murky depths lies beautiful ugliness/ugly beauty. And yes: it’s black metal! Absolutely masterful stuff. Australian BM’s gonna get you…and I’m gonna get gone. [5/6]

TEMPLE NIGHTSIDE – PROPHECIES OF MALEVOLENCE: Unique one for modern OZBM, at least the variety proffered by The Order of the Black Serpent gang. Here, Ill Omen mainman IV goes a more bestial direction, but more in suggestion rather than form. A bleary (kinda-)beauty to be found here, as well. [4.5/6]

ATRA – IN REVERENCE OF DECAY: Next to Drowning the Light, the one-manned Atra is the most emblematic of this rising, reigning paradigm; not surprisingly, mainman Blackheart also moonlights in DTL. Anyway, second full-length here amidst a flurry of demos and EPs, and prolly the dude’s best stuff: just total blackout metal. [4.5/6]

ATRA – UP-TURNING THE CURSE: Atra’s thing, at least in (drowning the) light of his native contemporaries, is largely eschewing mysticism in favor of misery – not too shabby a tradeoff, eh? As the title suggests, a concerted (down)turn toward downtimes, although with some obvious nods toward old Polish BM…or maybe you can’t shake the mysticism, after all? [4/6]


Heidens Hart Records roundup
ANCESTORS BLOOD – WHEN THE FOREST CALLS: Indeed, when it does! Strictly late ‘90s-styled black metal, but done with power and panache. The atmosphere could either be medieval or woodland depending on your destination – and old Abigor’s a touchstone for both – but rest assured that you’ll reach for the stars here. [4.5/6]

HEIMDALLS WACHT – NICHTORTE: Reissue of these Germans’ 2010 album. For pagan BM, these dudes palatably think outside the box, safely avoiding gawky hey-nonny-nonny-isms and instead driving closer to debut-era Kampfar. Nowhere near as supreme, of course, but you get the idea…. [4/6]

HEIMDALLS WACHT – UT DE GRAUTE OLLE TIED: Another reissue, this one from ’08. A bit more blood/fire/death here and also a bit more centrist/idiomatic, but the songs are just as stout(ly hypnotic). Gets the job done regardless. [4/6]

LUGUBRE – CHAOSKULT: Odds ‘n’ sods collection from these perennial underachievers…really, who’s the market for this? A few gems to be found here, like the stiflingly Transilvanian Hungry “Nuclear Counterstrike,” but otherwise the epitome of mediocre. [2/6]

ZWARTPLAAG – HAATSTORM: More workmanlike Dutch BM here, only slightly less mediocre…which isn’t saying much. Or anything. Is underachieving BM a national epidemic? Their name translates to “Black Plague,” after all. [2/6]

GESTALTE – GESTALTE: Then again, Gestalte hail from the Netherlands and are no slouch. Grim ‘n’ traditionalist BM totally under a funeral moon, Gestalte are at their best when the hypnosis is stretched over longer lengths. Happens more often than not here. [3.5/6]

KJELD – DE TIID HÂLDT GJIN SKOFT: Kjeld also hail from the Netherlands, and are likewise no slouch with their MCD. Their songs are longer, but they forego hypnosis for a more hyperactive-yet-melancholic BM. Not as much to my taste, but solid nevertheless. [3/6]

MURW – KANKER: Oddball here – amongst this bunch, anyway – as we’ve got winding ‘n’ wandering doom-death inna old Opeth stylee. Kinda cool since Opeth really no longer sound like Opeth, but the mind also wanders… [3/6]




Monday, October 22, 2012

FREQUENCY INTERRUPTION -1

I’m tempted – really tempted – to post a bunch of random-ass shit at random intervals. After all, the central point of THEE DIM LOCATOR is to liberate myself (creatively speaking, or…) from my usual duties at Zero Tolerance and especially elsewhere, to blow off The Proverbial Steam.

But how random is Random? Like this? Mygirlfriendbrokeupwithmemyparentsthinki’mabumiliveinpovertyi’mafailurei’mthegreatestletthegovernmentgivememoneythere’speoplewatchingmyhouseyoudon’tknowwhatyou’retalkingaboutpeoplereallyaren’treadingthiswhydoihavetopayforsexyourshitstinksworsethanminei’mgonnastartashitzinemusicsucksicandobetterthere’snotenoughtimeinthedayforthisoristheretoomuchtimetimeisrunningoutandnowthisthoughtisdone Or like this?

Guess we’ll have to find out. So, I’ll reserve such titled posts for just such shit…maybe literally. Again, guess we’ll have to find out.


I’m just as curious as you are. To the depths, soon enough…


Friday, October 12, 2012

DIRTY HOUSECLEANING #2

Bigmouth strikes again. Like last post, I’m doing a bit of Housecleaning here, trying to clear the deck(s) before the Real Madness starts. I think these were written during the course of issues 042 to 048 – thus, roughly the past year. Guess it’s important to know where I’m coming from if I’m to figure out where I’m going, right?

And yes, I know Thurston Moore’s now in Twilight: again, these are snapshots of the zeitgeist. Well, kinda. Or maybe my zeitgeist.

FLUSH…

FOSCH
RAIS
NATURA MORTA EDIZIONI
Although there’s no shortage of black metal there, when it comes to the very best of Italian BM purity – I’m primarily thinking Imago Mortis, Sytry, and perhaps Near – there’s a yawning ‘n’ yearning melancholy that characterizes it, or in the case of the brawnier and equally recommended Janvs, a certain windswept-unto-invigorating quality. There’s a bit of melancholy to Fosch as well as a bit of brawn, but together Rais is less than the sum of its parts, rather evoking yawns with its workmanlike, we-don’t-try-harder/we-just-try aesthetic, just blasting away unmindful of whether anyone’s paying attention. Reminds of Handful of Hate, and that’s not a compliment.
2/6

HYPOMANIE
A CITY IN MONO
SUN & MOON/ VALSE SINISTRE
Short, sweet…bittersweet! As you can maybe guess from that descriptive in this magazine from this writer, we’ve got some shoegazing (post-?)black metal on our hands here. But hark! No vocals? Alas, pretty difficult, then, to qualify this as BM-anything, but it does manage to take the usual BMish tropes and turn them gorgeous, skyscraping and (of course) shoegazing. Lotsa peaks and valleys here, but also lotsa predictability, as this quasi/sub-genre’s been packed to the gills lately and the song trajectories are able to be detected a mile away. A niche victory, so take that how you will. I’ll take it heavenward.
4/6

LAKE OF BLOOD
AS TIME AND TIDE ERODES STONE
HUMAN JIGSAW RECORDS
Compared to Servile Sect (reviewed elsewhere), this is “outsider black metal” I can get down with. Maybe it doesn’t go that much "out there" as said band or other loose(r) contemporaries – y’know, folks who have negative Cult Points – but Lake of Blood possess a subtle, claw-raising mysticism and a self-composed raggedness that, in a more-just world, would be praised to no end by the same folks who get boners for anything Black Twilight Circle-related. Vinyl-only release and thus two LP sides, two (LONG) songs or maybe three, but winds and wends through the imagination more than enough to (ahem) take you out there.
4.5/6

MOLOCH
ILLUSIONEN EINES VERLORENEN LEBENS
GLORIOUS NORTH PRODUCTIONS
Warning klaxon ring: this Ukrainian’s got nearly as many albums as Drowning the Light. Similarly one-manned, similarly shambling and blown-out, at least this Moloch’s got something resembling “songs,” or at least BM tropes slightly higher on the evolutionary scale than “sketches.” Wisely, dude keeps ‘em short, the best stuff evoking a sense of vertigo (but just barely…) through gnawing-yet-strangely-noncommittal tension. Last track, too, is a Filosofem’d synth piece that stretches 22 minutes. As a first introduction, Illusionen… might convince you - but again, just barely. Oh, and prolly three more albums out by the time you finish this sentence.
2.5/6

SERVILE SECT
REALMS OF THE QUEEN
ECSTATIC PEACE
Ecstatic Peace is the label of Sonic Youth’s Thurston Moore. This is a sorta-black metal record. Do the math and figure out why he’d release something like this rather than, say, a Proclamation record. As such, the first side’s a slow-builder of circular, ambivalent textures but eventually manages something halfway-menacing by the end: no BM there. Then, along comes the second side, which is nearly all BM: neither-here-nor-there Leviathan worship for the first half which devolves into some pretty cool psych-out. Would be interesting to hear them incorporate the two approaches together, but they also have two LPs preceding this so…
3/6

SXUPERION
SATANIC IDOL WHORESHIP EP
BLOODY MOUNTAIN RECORDS
Selfsame solo-project from the drummer of the amazingly ambivalent Valdur…and it’s bestial?! And, like, bestial metal from the otherwise-barren-for-that-style ‘90s!? Indeed, Satanic Idol Whoreship is far closer to Demoncy’s godly Joined In Darkness or other nasty, turn-of-the-millennium Havohej progeny Sacreligious Torment, Burning Winds, and Thy Feeble Saviour – unapologetically basement production but in an unselfconsciously fuck-off way, topped off by sonic maneuvers cribbed from nascent grindcore – rather than the latent homos pretending to be into Satanic powerlifting who otherwise comprise the modern “bestial” scene. Crucially, too, Sxuperion lathers the swampy, sickening pulse with loads upon cumloads of spiraling lead-guitar: total vertigo, total support.
4.5/6

CLOAK OF ALTERING
THE NIGHT COMES ILLUMINATED WITH DEATH
HUMAN JIGSAW RECORDS
That boy Mories: he’s quickly becoming the new Shatraug, always juggling a thousand projects at once. Mind you, a couple of them – namely Gnaw Their Tongues and De Magia Veterum – already have discographies vast/absurd enough to challenge Drowning the Light or Striborg, but recently the Dutch noisenik has been spreading his creative wings under a greater variety of monikers…even if those same wings flap a fairly similar way. If his most renown “wing” (GNT) has been exhibiting a Blut Aus Nord jones as of late and, in kind, his other main “wings” (DMV and Beast of the Apocalypse) have grown inextricably closer in their vision of black metal, here in Cloak of Altering he lets fly that BAN influence. The crux of this assertion? How those wobbly dubstepping beats stutter for a bit and then it’s jet-fucking-propulsion into outer space and thus spooge forth those dissonant-yet-twinkling (dissonantly twinkling?) melodies that are as much Vindsval as they are Mories; it’s a wild ride, but it’s wildly familiar. Still, if Shatraug can do it…who am I to argue?
4/6

FORTERESSE
CREPESCULE D’OCTOBRE
SEPULCHRAL PRODUCTIONS
Talk about November coming fire: Crepescule d’Octobre finds a Forteresse with a fire lit under their asses! As much as I loved the woozy, Disintegrating spread of preceding LP Par Hauts Bois Et Vastes Plaines, I can really get onboard and get gone with this. The production’s raw yet full, cold yet warm, really laying the foundation for these songs to take flight. And take flight they do, most of ‘em anchored by the Fenriz blast (y’know: that trademarked galloping blastbeat) but deftly shifting speeds and thus dynamic contours as the raging riffing swells and swells, the mysticism cresting as a clean(er) guitar figure is overlaid and a majestic melody is driven into your cranium, soul, psyche, wherever…whew. Like I said, it’s a rush. Ironically enough, aside from the two-minute intro, two of the songs here are seven minutes long and the other three top nine, so it’s a very good thing those riffs/melodies are as involved/involving as they are; they’re perfect for just laying back and letting go or, conversely, getting up and going away. …Someone give me a smoke…
5/6

SEGES FINDERE
PROCLAMATION OF BLOOD VENGEANCE + MASSACRE SUPREMACISTA
OLD CEMETERY RECORDS / DEATHCAMP DISTRIBUTION
The lads in Seges Findere saw my recent review of their Terrorist Warfare collection and thought I could do better, so here we are with their most recent full-length, Proclamation Of Blood Vengeance, and a reissue of their first, Massacre Supremacista. Actually, I had reviewed that debut LP upon its initial release, and a couple years later, I’m finding it much better than I remember it: moving between hammering goatgrind and miasmic D-beat, kinda like if Ugra-Karma-era Impaled Nazarene sprung forth from the womb of Brazil (yes, Seges Findere are Brazilian), the production thick and luxurious – at least for something so gnarly – and drawing forth every red-eyed/blackout nuance (again, relatively speaking). Strange, then, that Proclamation is more “normalized” despite being much more monomaniacally one-dimensional. It’s as if the duo decided to get with the game but really didn’t now what the game was – canned old-school Brazilian blackness? speedy ‘n’ sterile black/death? primitive elevation that’s not even reaching? – the production really doing them no favors, just flat and mechanistic in the pejorative sense(s). Or put another way, it all sounds “aggressive,” but it doesn’t have the fire of its predecessor. A couple keepers in the bunch, though, and a cool (albeit short) noise track. Again, I still stand by the opinion that those first five (BONKERS) songs on Terrorist Warfare are the band’s best – Seges Findere, I’ll be keeping my beady eyes on you.
2/6 + 3.5/6 respectively

SORGELDOM
…FROM OUTER INTELLIGENCES + VITHATTEN
FROSTCALD RECORDS
So, last year’s Inner Receivings turned the heads of this writer and many others, and now we’re presented with two newly released Sorgeldom full-lengths. Of the pair here, …From Outer Intelligences is far closer in sound (not to mention visually: the color and non-BMness of the album cover vs. the monochromatic cultness of Vithatten’s is strikingly parallel to the band’s preceding pair of LPs – sonically speaking, too, but there’s some truth here…ANYWAY) to the widescreen splendor of Receivings. Melodies hang dreamily and then dissipate or alternately bubble up from the frantic, near-chaotic clatter to soften the surge of the wreckage, only to whisper of memories to come (or long gone), the spiral tight but not tense; or put another way, it’s a far more “balanced” version of its predecessor, an assessment which might go either way, depending your vantage point. Vithatten, going back to that “truth” I just mentioned, goes the unapologetically purist route, both in songwriting and production: the former forest-bound but stressed-out and yet more than a bit mystical, the latter very “live” and “in the garage” but also lively and sacrificing not one whit of clarity. It’s interesting to note that Intelligences was written/recorded over the course of a year and a half while Vithatten was accomplished in merely a day…can’t argue with such diabolical creativity, innit. Put together, then, nowhere near as immediately awe-inspiring as said 2010 tome, but jointly there exist plenty of riches to be plundered.
4/6 for both

GRAFVOLLUTH
LONG LIVE DEATH!
REGIMENTAL RECORDS
If this were an actual vinyl record – y’know, so that you could drop an actual needle on its playing surface – and you dropped the needle at various points on either of its sides, you’d be within reason to think it was a pan-genre compilation. A gorgeous solo-piano elegy, lay-back-in-sun shoegaze, mulching PE, squelchy tribal pulse, old-school Polish BM – actually, alotta old-school Polish BM inna most Infernum stylee – and then lots of varied approaches within that…Grafvolluth’s got it all. And surprisingly enough, play Long Live Death! from front to back and the synthesis is nearly seamless, the rise and fall (and rise again) quite dramatic for black metal of such a seemingly purist nature, the journey winding and windy, wobbling and wobbly. It’s crazy to think, though, that this is driven by hatred (or general negativity: whichever) as so much BM is. Hatred is such a black-and-white thing that no other colours are allowed in the spectrum, and this record – sorry, CD – encompasses many colours. So either the dudes behind Grafvolluth are Rainbow Warriors (prolly the most “‘black metal” thing one could do/be – y’know, anti-life) or their conception of “hatred” is a perversely colorful one or they merely have a mischievous sense of (musical) humor…I can’t figure it out. And frankly, I don’t want to: I’m really digging the freedom Long Live Death! is affording me.
4.5/6

DEMONCY
ENTHRONED IS THE NIGHT
FOREVER PLAGUED
Ok, disregarding that Enthroned Is The Night took nearly a decade to see release after its initial announcement (alongside Empire Of The Fallen Angel, which was released back in 2003) and all the bitching from the secret-squares who otherwise pass for the Black Metal Public that this is no Joined In Darkness Pt II, this once-mythic record is actually really fucking great. I was NOT expecting a Joined In Darkness Pt II because that’s utterly unrealistic; few albums, past or present, will be able to touch that record, by and large the birthplace of “bulldozer burl” in BM. I was expecting a record with more uniqueness or at least more personality than its aforementioned Blah City sorta-counterpart, and Enthroned definitely delivers on that front: ritualistic in its hypnotism, kinda bulldoze-burling but more so slithering in a manner most Necromantia-ic, mainman Ixithra’s Ledney-referencing whisper-unto-hiss vox superbly complementing that aura of sewer-dredging sin. And taken in one sitting, that aura’s engrossing and arguably puts this record as the runner-up in the Demoncy discography. But repeated listens? Too samey in structuring, length – no distinct songs vs. somebody like, say, Inquisition (Bulldozer Burl Royalty right there). Get in the right mood, though, and this can work six(-six-six) wonders.
4/6

ALARIC/ATRIARCH
SPLIT LP
SEVENTH RULE
Sometime last year, maybe earlier, I was calling for a moratorium on the use of “deathrock” by/in the metal press. The word was being thrown around all willy-nilly, by dudes who’d never heard a proper deathrock record in their sheltered-journo lives, as shorthand for “I think I heard Neurosis’ cover of Joy Division’s ‘Day Of The Lords’ or something.” Yeah, something: step aside, posers. Anyway, the record that really got under my skin on that very topic was Atriarch’s debut album, which was supposedly “deathrock” but most certainly was not – not bad, just blackened doom and nothing to really write home about. Well, I’d like to write to you, now, that the first of Atriarch’s two songs here is honest-to-goodness deathrock, reminding of Screams For Tina hypothetically covering Rudi-P: pretty massive, and pretty fucking sweet. Their other song’s a swirling, push/push/push psych-BM epic, and that’s pretty fucking sweet, too. And Alaric? They can do no wrong, as their Laughter Of The Crows was one of last year’s very best albums. Here, their three songs take a decidedly more somber approach, and all the better for it. Altogether? Essential.
5/6

P.H.O.B.O.S.
ATONAL HYPERMNESIA
MEGATON MASS
After two miasmic smokestacks of visionary industrial-doom, cracks are starting to appear in the greater smokestack of P.H.O.B.O.S. It’s starting to show its age and wear, and the rust that once made it so visionary/visual is now eating away at its foundation, weakening its ability to pump out billowing, bilious clouds of pestilence. It’s odd, Atonal Hypermnesia: it sounds (and looks) like P.H.O.B.O.S., but there’s something disconcertedly off here. All the same rudiments are in place, and it’d be inaccurate to say that the one-man wrecking crew of Frederic Sacri no longer sounds like the shock to the system he did with Anoedipal and especially the Tectonics debut…but it might be getting closer to the truth. The biggest problem here is that, unlike the similarly styled Author & Punisher record reviewed elsewhere in this issue, the more pronounced use of space seems lazy at worst, ill-conceived at best: it’s just kinda there, filling space rather than creating any, going nowhere, and slowly. And while the sound of apocalyptic inertia was once thrilling in the hands of Sacri, he’s definitely got better in him – at least, I hope.
2.5/6

PINKISH BLACK
S/T
HANDMADE BIRDS
Ok, so you know how I’m calling for that moratorium on the use of “deathrock” in/by the metal press? Here’s one where not only does that (very specific) subgenre tag get thrown around in the press release, but thee immortal Birthday Party are also referenced. Should I throw a shit-fit? Y’know, since I could animatedly talk your ear off (without you even asking, mind) about what anal-retentively constitutes a “Birthday Party-influenced” band? I won’t, and will simply say this: do not believe it, comrades. However, as a band influenced by Birthday Party-influenced bands? Definitely yes. A more hyperactive/less locked-in The VSS quickly comes to mind, and also an all-male JAKS, or any other gothy post-HC bands from the mid/late ‘90s (Spanakorzo, Ink & Dagger, Party of Helicopters, Song of Zarathustra, Death of Marat, an all-male Love Life, pre-gypsy Get Hustle, pre-Blues Hammer VUE, super-early Hot Hot Heat…I’ve got all day!). To Pinkish Black’s credit, their synths are more swarming, the stuttering thrust thicker yet sinewy; their songs are spacey yet lacking sex, but still strong. If I didn’t know any better – and again, I rarely do – I was back at university. Score is VERY relative to how soft a spot I have for this sub-subgenre: proceed with caution.
4.5/6

EREVOS
DESCENSUS AD INFEROS
ORKESTRAL PROMENADE
The thing with (even-vaguely) symphonic black metal is, it’s gotta either be gritty, possess some truly otherworldly vibe, or at the very least grandstand with Very Metal values. The first two routes have given us some great sympho-BM over the years while the lattermost route ultimately gets you an identikit Festival Tent band that wants to be post-Deathkult Dimmu but, try as they may, only on a far-smaller scale. After some nearly gritty demos and single, Greeks Erevos mostly arrive at that Lattermost Route with the nevertheless-well-executed Descensus Ad Inferos. A bit of it has an “otherworldly vibe” if you close your eyes, but open ‘em and you’re in a Eurofest tent…and you’d rather be elsewhere.
2/6

IN GOLDEN TEARS
UNDERNEATH THE BALANCE 7”
HUMMING/ROUGH TRADE
For those of you reading between said lines (or referencing my Grave Babies review elsewhere), I’ve been pretty forthright in my admittance of/predilection for new music that sounds like old music: in this case, post-punk. Post-punk or no, though, a song like “Underneath The Balance” should be absolutely fucking HUGE. It should be played on the radio, in malls, at football matches – fucking EVERWHERE – and it wouldn’t lose a whit of importance/impact; it’s positively gorgeous, a continuous cascade of heart-throbbing guitar and rhythm. Then again, I thought stylistic forefathers Interpol should’ve been huge, so maybe you see where I’m coming from…. A nearly perfect single either way.
5.5/6

MYSTERIIS
HELLSURRECTION
HEAVY METAL ROCK
Everything about this initially screamed Bargain Basement: crappy title, clunky label name, identikit cover, zero discussion about it amongst Respected Folks, etc. Well, imagine my surprise when “Nazarene Shall Fall” kicked in after a bombastic, soundtrack-worthy intro. Ascending-the-spires riffery, orgasmic soloing, a subtle fog of synths, crazy-ass drop-out drum-fills, a shimmering surge worthy of second-gen Hellenic BM…absolute excitement! The rest of the record stays fairly honest to that template, but that kind of black metal really gets my blood boiling, and taken as a whole, Hellsurrection maintains a serviceable balance between medieval ‘90s BM and trashier constructs (a Patria member’s involved). Return voyages await.
3.5/6

TELOCH
DESCENT-ASCEND
DESCENDING TOWARDS DAMNATION
I know I have a serious bias toward Finnish UGBM, but seriously: when black metal’s this good, and so consistently so from one country, how can you not support that bias? Firmly within Finland’s new(er) breed of mystical, stargazing BM (Verge, Rahu, Cosmic Church et al), Teloch not surprisingly feature a couple ex-Verge members, and their sound’s not entirely dissimilar in its blearily emotive surge. On this MCD, that surge generally takes the form of a patient, simmering down-tempo or a more standard Finn-filthy gallop; their ability to mix ‘em up within an equally engaging soundfield is sterling, but the slower sections really kick the misery past 11. More, please!
4/6

BURNING LOVE
ROTTEN THING TO SAY
SOUTHERN LORD
Chris Colohan is hardcore’s Renaissance Man. From the most authentically vicious straight-edge crew (Left for Dead) to crusty metalcore at least a decade before that got played out (The Swarm) to the first band that did Swedeath-gone-D-beat (Cursed) – which is, of course, still being played out – the man looks set to create some new trends here with Burning Love. I’d never heard Burning Love’s debut album, but knowledgable sources say that Rotten Thing To Say is leagues beyond that. From the first note in, there’s no mistaking the direction: grimy, gritty Motor City ROCK as played by HC veterans. Now, I know our boy Cormac O'Síocháin will argue the Poison Idea-via-Turbonegro angle, but their Laughing Hyenas cover on a preceding 7” says volumes about the bad-time/broke-down aim here. And from there, they rock the fuck out, stripping r 'n' r of any fun, good cheer, just any bullshit and drive straight into the heart of darkness with the force of nine-pound hammer (see what I did there?). Granted, Rotten Thing To Say is not without precedent in the hardcore world (Jesuseater nearly a decade back, and The Hope Conspiracy were sorta going in that direction before they split up), but here, I think that Burning Love just might’ve perfected the form. And I know Colohan’s a straight-edge lifer – and maybe the rest of the band are, too? – but such down-on-the-street depravity really can only come from nights spent out on the drink/drugs. Or maybe clean-living folk are more in touch with their degeneracy than we suspect?
5/6

DROWNING THE LIGHT
THE OBSCURE WORSHIP CHRONICLES (PARTS 1-4)
VERSETS NOIR
This will likely be sold out by the time you read this, but you really ain’t missing much. Much as this writer’s become quite obsessed with DTL post-2009, and as much as I’d like to hear mainman Azgorh tackle more purely ambient tracks, this is mostly an unlistenable mess. But that’s prolly the point: much like the Black Legions Projects after which most of this is patterned, Azgorh goes nuts with all manner of sound, mostly from manipulated synth and voice. At times, a glimmer of bittersweet melody creeps in with a sepia-toned hue, the triumphant-yet-forlorn note-choices suggesting a deep-seated understanding of classic NES music. But other times – which is to say, most of the time – the explosion of tones and the twist of knobs (and patience/pain thresholds) seems to be Azgorh’s guiding principle. Or maybe it’s just me? Dunno, but don’t go expecting DTL’s characteristically cascading black metal, because this is far, FAR away from that – and also far, far away from Stock Black Metal Album Intro territory. Listen to it enough and you can certainly pick out some clusters worth keeping.
2/6

BLOOD RED FOG
DEATH CULT I + DEATH CULT II
SATURNIAN PRODUCTIONS
Arguably Finnish black metal’s best-kept secret (the other: Rahu), Blood Red Fog return with two tape mini-albums, Death Cult I and II. Their by-now-characteristic template’s firm yet focused – rolling, tumbling rhythms buttressed by spiraling-into-sadness lead-lines and nearly-as-spirasling howls from caverns unknown – with the recording dually raw yet robust, those melodies imbued with a darker hue when transposed onto such a gritty(er) soundfield. Some uptempo moments abound, but otherwise it’s a return to misery + comfort. Would be interesting to hear them let said lead-lines really shred in an ‘80s way…personal request anyway. Together, hardly a watershed moment, but a strong holding-pattern release nevertheless.
both 4/6

DRUG CHURCH
S/T 7”
NO SLEEP
The accompanying press-material referenced Jawbox, Kerosene 454, and maybe Bluetip, which was more than enough to set my heart racing. Sure enough, I can hear all those, and more, in Drug Church’s post-hardcore rock. But want an even-more-enticing soundbite? (that is, if said bands haven’t mystified the lot of you enough by now) Hypothetically, think later Naked Raygun fronted by Choke from Slapshot. YES! It goes down a storm, too, the stutter ‘n’ thrust grooves kicking copious non-metal ass in strict-yet-fluid lockstep. But it’s “Latham Circle” which is personally the Hit Of The Summer – go check it out on their Bandcamp. If you have any taste at all, you won’t be able to stop playing it.
4.5/6

EKADZATI
S/T
MILAM
It’d be not entirely inaccurate to say that this tape is one of the worst things I’ve heard in a while. Really, this sounds like any of the thousands of one-man black metal “bands” who clogged up Myspace during the mid-Noughties: guitar barely in tune, feebly “surging” and aimlessly, looking for a “riff” (or some semblance thereof) in the dark but without even a flashlight, bargain-basement Midi for “drums,” and vocals similarly run through a laptop mic. In other words, total kiddie poof that simply annoys (half-point if that was indeed the aim). The accompanying press-material says that this “hint(s) at the rattling darkness of esoteric Buddhism” – do not believe it, comrade.
0.5/6

NORDOR
ERGA OMNES
DEATHRUNE
What the hell happened here?! After the inscrutably idiosyncratic monument of black/death mysticism that was 2008’s Honoris Causa, we get…THIS?! It’s like a completely different band, one completely shorn of its ancient Hellenic roots: well-played, well-produced, but utterly devoid of soul (again, in the context of said roots) like Regain-era Grave, where they’re trying to catch up with the modern DM zeitgeist rather than setting their own. Seriously, if you had told me this was the Greek Nordor, I would’ve slapped you for blasphemy. Just a shame…some wires surely crossed. For what it’s worth, though, cool intro by Chris from Septic Flesh.
2/6

SHIA-IXA
CHAOS VOODOO MAGICK
PAVITRA KUNTA
A tape of elevated-consciousness primitivism from this new Finnish horde. Imagine a mad(cap) blender of the best/worst excesses of Vondur, Havohej, Gonkulator, early Countess, even a spiritual whiff of Vampyr-era Black Funeral - sounds pretty enticing in theory, right? And in practice, it mostly works: lotsa eerie/unsettling clanging ‘n’ buzzing, vox ranging whispers to shrieks to gurgles to chants, instrumentation (relatively) varied for black metal but always in service of ritualism. Yet, methinks that any longer than the 16 minutes here and it’d be too much of TOO MUCH. Chaos Voodoo Magick is a fitting title, then, and I look forward to further spells.
4.5/6

ARCTIC CIRCLE
TO MANIFEST
SELF-RELEASED
The last time I checked in with Arctic Circle, 2010’s Fur & Feathers, I was feeling a bit blasé about their blackthrashing miasma; possessing more unreleased/rare demos of this band than is imaginable, perhaps I was a bit spoiled. But time has been kind, to both these enigmas and especially my appreciation thereof, as this self-released album is sounding particularly fresh despite simply consolidating AC’s characteristic strengths: riffs that hum ‘n’ buzz in a not-quite-major-chorded way but too blissed-out to be qualified as “dark,” rhythms that chaotically cycle through both blackthrash and the tribal, and song-structures that disintegrate subtly but then explode back into being, difference here being more Metal Moments, albeit subverted in a sly-but-never-smirking manner. There’s really no one else out there who sounds like Arctic Circle (still!), so that should be celebrated infinitely. Cover kinda makes sense, too.
4/6

DEAD RIVER RUNS DRY
WINTER 2012
SELF-RELEASED
New black metal band here featuring ubiquitous Aussie Dan Nahum (Azmoth, Greed & Rapacity, Bleakwood et al) and guitarist Byron Struck, of the late/great Oracle of the Void. Like Nahum’s other crews, there’s a recoil/release/rewind approach to songcraft here that drives its potency. Difference this time, though, is that there’s a diabolical swing to their attack, a certain lilting/levitational buoyancy despite its obviously aggressive, blastbeaten nature. Characteristically, enviable chops are utilized but always in service of the song: “The Weapon Black” indeed. Kinda makes up for Greed & Rapacity’s recent, rather-naff Loki Bound – nice one, Dan!
5/6

GRAVESIDESERVICE
MASTERS IN LUNACY
SELF-RELEASED
I want to like this…and for the most part, I can get down with it. High drama, of the Hammer horror variety, is the watchword here. Musically, imagine a hell-spawned abomination of mid-period Mortuary Drape, pre-detour Master’s Hammer, and demo-era Cradle of Filth, but bumbling ‘n’ stumbling and oscillating wildly. There’s songs here, sure, but said wobbliness hinders or helps depending on the task at hand – lotsa piano, as well, which is nice. So, GSS seem to have their (unique) identity in place, but just don’t know how to express it mostly effectively yet; I’ll be paying attention. Oh, and Xasthur plays bass here, too, oddly enough.
3/6